Thursday, May 27, 2010

Two good birthdays in a row... what the heck is going on?

Without trying to sound unbelievably sappy, I will say that today my heart is filled with unspeakable joy. What a very great day I have had. I had the day off and I spent it with my very favorite boy in the entire world. And my favorite 9 month old in the whole world. And here is what we did.

First. We drove into Provo and stopped at Einsteins for a delicious bagel and a diet coke (the breakfast of champions) I had them put the cream cheese on the side and I dipped. Counting calories.... ya know?..... and then I sold some stuff that I no longer needed or wanted and I filled my pockets up with 200 bucks. Oh yeah baby. While we were right there, I couldn't resist and I made Raleigh drive around the campus of the Lord's school while I told stories. AHHHHHH. Good times.

Second. We drove into Murray for our 12:00 Fetal Fotos appointment. And I am happy to report that baby #6 is overactive and healthy and seems to be athletic and may be a little shy. But after a little coaxing "Tiny" uncrossed those legs to reveal the secret..... A GIRL!!! Yep another girl. So my doctor told me some women have too much acid and some have too much alkali. (Maybe I spelled that right). Anyway if you have too much acid you kill off the male sperm. So apparently, I do that... And now our family will forever and always consist of... A boy (or maybe we should we call him a miracle child) and FIVE girls. Including this little gymnast here.
We immediately started trying to make ourselves feel better with all the positives.... She'll have an amazing wardrobe. We won't have to paint the baby room. They'll be good friends... Girl names are easier than boy names... If we had a boy at this point, he'd be all femmy and unmasculine with all those sisters...blah blah blah

But let's cut the BS... the truth of the matter is we are going to have drama and periods and hair and makeup and did I mention drama (and periods) for the next 20 years of our lives... not to mention 5 weddings. Oh someone help us. (Tabitha and Dale... thank your lucky stars. Three boys are so much easier to raise than FIVE girls)

Third. We drove up to Park City with the Outlet Mall on our mind. The goal...new roller skates and a white pencil skirt for the birthday girl. Don't worry... there is not a store in the entire Western United States that sells them (white pencil skirts, that is) And as for the roller skates, I am looking for the white ones with the four orange wheels, NOT in a line (like they wore in Xanadu) Did I just date myself? Anywho... I came home completely empty handed. Unless I count the $400 we spent on new pink baby clothes... Color me sad and disappointed.

Fourth. When I arrived home I received the greatest gift from my life long friend, Wendy. A four page letter, hand written, on lined paper and a CD that I will treasure for the rest of my life. When I was a very young girl of 13, I was in a singing trio with two of my best friends (Wendy being one of them). We were very good singers... phenomenal for our ages. And Wendy made a CD for me of all of our greatest hits. I wish I could post a song on here. But, I loved my very thoughtful gift and it made my day. Thank you Gwendolyn Louise. You couldn't have given me a greater gift.

And finally. Did you know that Utah County has a competitive soccer league? Well it does. (Don't worry, I had no idea either) Well, last Friday, Allison was "discovered" playing soccer on the school playground by one of the coaches. And he somehow tracked me down and begged me to let him take her for 3 nights this week so that he could see her play. So it has been a whirlwind of a week of her trying out with this man and his wife and at 8:45 this evening they came over to the house to offer her the 12th spot on a 12 member team. She is the youngest at 7... this being a 9 and 10 year old team. And now I am going to have to send her around the neighborhood yodeling for money again so that I can pay for it. Why is it that we have to pay an arm and a leg for our children to have talents??? I wanted to say to the guy... you discovered her... you pay for it. But truthfully, I'd pay $4,000 to keep her busy this summer.

Oh and Raleigh won his softball game, and Quincey is going camping for the entire weekend, and Kami and Brent are coming to visit. See, I told you... a pretty great day. What more could a girl ask for on her 29th birthday (wink wink)?

9 comments:

The fly-fisherman said...

Wow- what a fabulous day! I am happy your baby is healthy, yet I will have to say I, too, am a little disappointed. I was hoping for another little man in that household. However, you create very beautiful little women.
That is very exciting about Allison. The nice thing about the competitive league is that she will get really good instruction and play with a bunch of girls that want to play (not just pick clover out of the grass). She will be so much fun to watch. I hope we can come to some of her games. Will she be in any tounaments in St. George? It really will be such a good experience. Hahahaha- you're now officially a Soccer Mom!
What a great gift from Wendy. I'll bet that brought back a flood of memories.
Glad you had a great 29th birthday.

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Anonymous said...

This was such a wonderful post. I LOVED it all. I'm especially happy that you had such a great birthday but sorry about the skates and skirt. What a thoughtful gift from Wendy, I can't wait to hear the CD, I know I will cry. That was such a fun time in our life, it will bring back many happy memories. We're so excited about Allie, I knew she would be discovered someday!! Congrats to Raleigh on his softball win. Thanks for sharing all these exciting events, never a dull moment with you guys.

The Barton's said...

Wow you did have a full day. Happy Birthday to you. We were hoping for a boy in our household but were blessed with 3 beautiful girls. It is funny cuz I thought about the littles all the time. We are done but the girls keep begging. We tell them it is impossible but they beg Anyway! Congrats on all your news.

Jenny said...

Well I guess it is a good thing you make cute girls! Congrats!

URFAVE 5+A Few said...

Happy 29th Birthday to the hottest Soccer Mom, even if she didn't find her white pencil skirt and roller skates:)

I loved this post. It was so fun to read what's going on at your place. Now about this 5th girl your going to have, just think of all the tolerance and patience you will learn from all these girls. Not only that but Brayden is going to be an awesome husband someday because he will have learned how to deal with 6 different women's personalities! See this is a HUGE blessing your providing to your eldest child.

That is so exciting about Allie. It's important for kids to have "their thing" that just they do. This is a great and it's only going to cost you $4000 to help her find her "thing" in life:)

I hope you have a super weekend with Brent and Kami and that you can find yourself a pencil skirt and some roller skates. I used to love roller skating! Let me know if you find them, maybe I will get me some too.

Take Care!
JoLynn

URFAVE 5+A Few said...

Oh one more thing-I'd love to hear your CD. I bet you guys were awesome!

Ellsworth Party of Four said...

I actually own white roller skates with pink wheels like xanadu...because I am just that cool. I found mine online. They are the best! Good luck with the skirt...online is always your best bet!
glad you had such a great birthday.
Congrats on the little girl...she will be just as cute as all the others...at least we know you produce darling baby girls!

Neilson Family said...

Happy Birthday and Congrats on the baby girl. You definitely have your work cut out for you. Besides, boys just come home cut up and bruised and the tiniest one's eat the dog food right out of the bowl. ;) Miss you.