It's a proven fact, when you golf on the Lord's day, He seriously jacks up your golf game.
Everyone knows that
Everyone knows that
Because it's either that, or you are the worst golfer of all time.Do you have any idea how badly you hit a ball when it banks 90 degrees right, crashes through a double paned window that sits directly in the middle of two houses by a good 20 feet, blows through the blinds, breaks a vase sitting on someone's dresser and lays to rest in the ruins???
You're just lucky that my baby wasn't sleeping on my bed this time.
And that my husband wasn't home.
And by the way, just so you know, you looked like an idiot running away from my 11 year old daughter who was chasing you down on HER SCOOTER.
YOU'RE A LOSER
And that my husband wasn't home.
And by the way, just so you know, you looked like an idiot running away from my 11 year old daughter who was chasing you down on HER SCOOTER.
YOU'RE A LOSER
3 comments:
OH NO!! This is just awful. But thank heaven no one was in the way of the ball. I'm sure sorry about the damage though, does a person's homeowner's insurance pay for something like that? Well I guess this is the chance you have to take when you live on a beautiful golf course.
I am laughing...at the fact Morgan was chasing after him. Shes so tough I love it!
SO SO sorry about the window, vase and potentially cross eyed baby...how scary. I guess thats what you get when you live on a golf course in remote Eagle Mountain...BAD VERY BAD golfers!
Ouch... That's got to hurt! I am sorry you have stupid, unskilled golfers on your course. There should be some kind of skills exam to determine if the golfers are good enough to be on courses that have homes on them, or if they need to be restricted to desert courses. That really does suck for you. So sorry!
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