Once upon a time there was this school in Northern Utah. And it was the second best school in the state. 
And they were invited by
These guys here
To play the greatest game of all time
And they were invited by
These guys here
To play the greatest game of all time
In the slightly famous town of South Bend
Which is in Indiana
Anyway......... this boy here who is a gigantic University of Utah fan for some completely unknown reason. And who coincidentally owns somewhere around 73 Utah t-shirts and 30 Utah sweatshirts and who loves the color red or more specifically crimson and who hasn't missed watching a single game in who knows how long and who by the way (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH) married a "Cougar" (in more ways than one) but I digress...
Was invited by this guy here to join him along with a few Uncles and Cousins and Brothers in the above mentioned town to watch the above mentioned gameon November 13th
Meanwhile... this girl here didn't know that she was supposed to leave that particular day open and didn't know that she wasn't supposed to be having her sixth baby on that very day. And who really didn't plan a November birth anyway... because who ever would on purpose... but nevertheless it's happening and there isn't much she can do about it now...
So realizing her monumental mistake and that this would be a wonderful opportunity for the love of her life... she set out to fix things and a contract was drawn up between Dr. Rappleye (the world's greatest doctor) and Fertile Myrtle and the C-Section has been scheduled for November 5th (a week early). And nobody's complaining about that!!! This is a win-win for all parties involved. With the exception of Brayden, who will be celebrating his 16th birthday on November 6th with his morphine overloaded and probably pretty sick mother in the hospital. Poor kid.
So... the date's been set and barring any unforeseen complications... Mom and brand new baby and slightly bigger baby will drop Dad off at the Salt Lake Airport on November 12th, who will be wearing a sexy University of Utah Sweatshirt, I'm sure, so that he can hopefully watch the Utes kick the trash out of those dirty Irish.
And that's..........The End
So... the date's been set and barring any unforeseen complications... Mom and brand new baby and slightly bigger baby will drop Dad off at the Salt Lake Airport on November 12th, who will be wearing a sexy University of Utah Sweatshirt, I'm sure, so that he can hopefully watch the Utes kick the trash out of those dirty Irish.
And that's..........The End
5 comments:
I keep trying to comment but can't think of anything to say except THAT CONTRACT SUCKS! You should think that one through a little longer before you sign on the dotted line.
I guess that is a cool game...IF YOU LIKE THE UTES (which I don't). You are a nice wife to agree to this plan.
Sounds like a great plan, I hope it all comes together. I also hope that I will be there so you can drive Raleigh to the airport ALL BY YOURSELF! I must admit that I'm a little disturbed about such hoop-la for the UTES but w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r!
Happy Mother's Day to the Mother of all Mothers!
Definitely the Queen Mother in our family!
The girl who knows how to put the Mother in Mother's Day.
I hope you have a wonderful day and that ALL of your children are really nice to you.
You are a totally ROCKIN wife! I think it's awesome that your sweetie gets to go to that game. I'm sure he will love it! The thing that impresses me the most is that your willing to give him up that soon after having your new little baby. Like I said you are a totally ROCKIN wife!
BYU and The Utes, huh? That's a pretty bitter cross town rivalry for a relationship to have to endure. Thank goodness you two agree on the Jazz, right?...
(I won't mention the score... But GO LAKERS!!! <> are we still friends?)
BTW... you sure are a beautiful pregnant lady. I hope you are feeling better.
Wendy
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