Thursday, November 18, 2010

Let the DRAMA begin

In my shopping cart I have a box of Newborn Diapers and some Always with Wings
On the bathroom counter there is a tube of Clearasil and a tube of Desitin
On the TV we toggle/fight over ICarli and Team Umizoomi
Today at the mall, I bought a pair of jeans from Gymboree size 24 months and a size 24 at Buckle
By the stairs there are 3 flowery backpacks and 2 flowery diaper bags
Before I put the babies in the bathtub, I have to fish out the collection of disposable razors
And on my dresser, I have a dance card and an immunization record

and in spite of these age induced differences......

I have all 5 of them crying right now... at the same time

One has gas, one is cutting 4 teeth, one can't find her left soccer cleat, one is fighting with her BFF and one has shin splints from Cheerleading Practice.

And this is "the worst day ever" and it just might "be the end of the world"

I am only one woman.

They are going to kill me.

And if I don't get a box of Sees Candy and a hot bath with bubbles soon, I might start crying myself.

OH GIRLS...... Gotta love em

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So I think this will be your Forever Life! But really...who could ask for more?? Let the good times roll...

val said...

oh kaci. hope the box of chocolates is extra big!

The fly-fisherman's wife said...

Oh my... chocolate will make everything better. You'd better get the 2 lb box. However, it has been said that chocolate is an aphrodisiac and could lead to girl #6. Maybe some carrot sticks would be the better choice.

Good luck with the hormones and drama. I don't know how you do it.

URFAVE 5+A Few said...

Who could ask for more? I this is what they call heaven on earth?
Bless your heart! You deserve that Sees Candy and bubble bath!

Dale and Tabitha said...

My favorite post yet. Maybe I should be happy I have all boys....I just get a remote control, sippy, football, baseball, golf ball, etc, etc thrown to my head daily. What's worst?

by the way.....is this a bad time to ask you how your doing?

Peggy Glasmann said...

Oh Kaci!! I grew up in a family of 6 girls plus my mom. I look back on it now and I wonder how did my dad ever survive. I now understand why we thought he was "absent minded, hard of hearing, and always fishing". He did it for survival. Remember that this too shall pass. But for heaven sakes, just laugh at it and be grateful you have them all with you!!!